NC: (mocking tone) I like to play video games, ooh!ĪVGN: (dancing sideways) Fucking you, fucking you fucking you fucking you (gives the finger at each phrase) NC: (high-pitched) Look at me, I'm the Angry Video Game Nerd!ĪVGN: Fuck you, fuck you, dick dick dick dick dick.
HOME ALONE 4 FINAL BATTLE FULL
that's the fuckest thing I ever heard, shitmop!ĪVGN: Givin' you both middle fingers- (he raises his hands and spins around to present his fingers) at full force!
AVGN leaps over the futon and into the middle of the room NC stands up and the two stare each other down, circling after drawing close again, they rapidly strike various martial arts poses, to varying degrees of authenticity and menaceĪVGN does so, and the two continue to trade blows, occasionally going slo-mo for really powerful hits then the camera begins switching between first person views of both of them, as they continue to land heavy face shots when it returns to normal view, they just keep beating each other until NC gets pushed back he runs forward and they kick each other's legs at high speed, NC at one point removing his hat and wiping away the sweat they both break off and nurse their legs momentarily, then AVGN runs forward and jump kicks NC into a large pile of empty cardboard boxesĪVGN: Oh, don't you talk about my boxes! I like boxes! screw you, try transcribing all of these by yourself and see if you don't need to just let it out!). NC politely does as he is told, and then the two resume the fight, NC screaming and chasing AVGN deeper into the room he corners AVGN behind the futon, and lands a couple blows, until AVGN grabs his tie and pulls him down various small items fly up from behind the futon from the fury of battle (think there were enough fucks said in there? Well it's nothing compared to what these two will spit out! Zing!. Philadelphia travels to Atlanta Saturday with three matches remaining before the playoffs, looking to lock up that first seed in the Eastern Conference.A doorbell rings, and the door opens it's NC, surrounded by a cartoon environment (for reasons unknown to us mortals) he winds up, ready to punch, but the camera flips and reveals AVGN, who punches NC first NC tackles AVGN through the door.ĪVGN: What were you, raised in a barn? Shut the fuckin' door! “First goal comes because Julian back pressures, 60 yards, pokes a ball away leads to a chance, you know, the other one, we had Daniel Gazdag working back to track back and make up the defensive play that leads to our offense.” The Union are working cohesively as an 11-man unit, to turn great defensive into goals in the back of the net. We score a lot of goals, but I still think we score those goals because of the team defending,” I think defense is still our foundation as a group. “To not concede goals is obviously the name of the game and it’s something that makes me proud. Currently the Union lead the league in goals allowed with 22, on pace for the second least allowed in an MLS season. They attack as a team, and more importantly, it is an 11 man effort on the defensive side of the ball as well. Now, as he says, it’s the whole team, Mikael Uhre, captain Alejandro Bedoya, and Jack Elliott all adding to the goal total.
At one point of the season, the bland stretch where it seemed like the Union could only draw games, it seemed as though it was just Gazdag alone. Gazdag has been the leader of that mentality all season, adding his team leading 19th goal in the 55th minute. We try to score as many as we can, and I think that is a good mentality. “Especially at home we play really good games,” commented midfielder and MVP candidate Daniel Gazdag. This isn’t just a team content to win at home, they want to leave no doubts until the final whistle. 7-0 over D.C, 2-1 over New England, 6-0 over Houston, 4-1 over Chicago, 6-0 over Colorado, 4-1 over Atlanta, and now last night’s 5-1 victory against Orlando. They have won their last eight at home, dismantling teams in the process. The side are still yet to be beaten at Subaru Park, and the contests haven’t even been close in recent months. The Philadelphia Union clinched a home playoff game for the upcoming MLS Cup Playoffs last night, guaranteeing a battle in a place no opposing team wants to play.įor as good as the Union have been all season, currently sitting atop the Eastern Conference with a 10 point lead over Montreal, they have been on a different level in front of their home fans.
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